Patrick: Hey, Krabby my boy, what's going on?
(Patrick walks by and sits on the spot next to Krabs.) Krabs: Money and alcohol - the cause of - and solution to - all the world's problems. Krabs walks over to a chair, gently sipping his drink, cradling it like a child.) (a bright red cocktail with blue froth and peaches around it is given to him, along with a small amount of money) Just consult me if you want more! I'm fluent in slurred speech! (He throws the dollar bill, which lands neatly in the bartender's hand)īartender: Here's your change, here's your cocktail, enjoy your drunkenness. Krabs ignores the groupies circling around him and orders a drink.)īartender: Let me see, I've got (he turns around to face the cascade of drinks behind him) Flaming Tongue Vodka, Super-Strength Scotch, and our trademark cocktail, the one-and-only (quiet) Hell's Dame. Krabs: Ladies, the Krab's all here! (the female fish seductively dance around him. Walking in, he fumbles through his pocket and reaches for a dollar bill, grabs it and holds it up in the air.) He opens it, revealing a brightly lit, flashy disco with loud dance music playing, fish rambunctiously dancing, and alcoholic drinks being served aplenty. Krabs walks up to it, a gaggle of girls following him. A caption at the bottom of the screen states:īIKINI BOTTOM - TWO DAYS BEFORE INFECTION.Ĭlose-up on the door as Mr. (Cut to a wide shot of the outside of a nightclub. How about I tell my story like it is, from the very start? This is my life, my struggle, my cry for help in a silent world. Sad how such a developed civilization went to waste so quickly. As she yells, SpongeBob continues his monologue.) Bikini Bottom back then, (the scene fast-forwards to show a deserted, burning street with zombies trudging through the scenery) Bikini Bottom now. (The insect extraordinarily leaps at the fish, jaws spread wide, and latches onto her arm. (The camera jarringly pans to the ground, showing a green, arthropodous, larger-than-normal insect with unsettlingly large fangs pacing towards a female fish sitting on a park bench, scanning through her purse) This is the bite that started it all, shaped what life would come to be. Remain prepared at all costs, the less seriously you take life, the more horrors will come your path. These days, it's all about survival of the fittest. Or so it was, before the Infection struck and tore our lives apart, leaving the algae a blood-flecked brown, forever lined with the bodies of friends and foes alike. As the camera zooms at hurtling speed across the bustling streets of Bikini Bottom, the off-screen voice of SpongeBob speaks) Santa leaves Bikini Bottom, only for Patrick to put him in a jellyfish net when Santa is flying by the moon.(Cold opening. Meanwhile, one of Santa's elves finds the wind-up key that proves Plankton was involved with the naughtiness, and he gets piled under coal.
SpongeBob fights and destroys Robo-SpongeBob with the fruitcake dispenser. Santa also says that SpongeBob is the worst of all when the Robo-SpongeBob comes to kill Santa and destroy Christmas. However, it is too late as when Santa Claus arrives, he says everyone is on the naughty list, sans Plankton, who gets the Krabby Patty formula. SpongeBob begins singing and cures everyone from their jerktonium trance, bringing back their Christmas spirit. SpongeBob begins to suspect something is up when everyone acts like jerks, and goes to Sandy, who realizes what is happening, and the antidote happens to be song.
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Plankton realizes that SpongeBob is so full of Christmas spirit, he is immune to jerktonium, so he sends out a Robo-SpongeBob to commit naughty deeds to defame SpongeBob. First, he gives the fruitcake to SpongeBob to test it, but he is resistant to the jerktonium, and upset that his plan failed, gives his fruitcake dispenser to SpongeBob, who promptly distributes the fruitcake to all of Bikini Bottom, turning all the residents into jerks, like Plankton intended. However, he reveals to Karen his latest discovery: jerktonium, the substance that will turn anyone into a jerk, and cooks into fruitcake he intends to spread around Bikini Bottom. Plankton, however, is miserable, having committed so many naughty acts, he is on the naughty list and won't receive his Christmas wish - the Krabby Patty formula. It's Christmas and SpongeBob is the happiest person in Bikini Bottom, while Squidward remains grumpy and Patrick attempts to capture Santa Claus.
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